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Scattergun Promotions (Guest Blog with Bev. Cooke)

…Not the best choice

Everybody tells you to promote – you have to get your name out there, make sure the entire world knows who you are, that you’ve got zillions of followers on Twitter, YouTube, and Facebook and a Klout number in the high 80s.

If you’re not careful, you can spend all your time promoting and have nothing to show for it, including new and better writing. What most experts propose is a “scattergun” approach: throw a lot of stuff around all over the place and you’re bound to hit something. But is that the best way to get your name out there? Probably not, especially when you’re writing for kids.

You have to be careful about how and where and what you promote. Targeting carefully, planning ahead and looking to the long term are probably better strategies than simply putting yourself all over the place.

Ask yourself why you write, and why you write for kids. Lots of money and fame? Your books in print for generations? Awards and recognition for your quality? Movie and TV deals? All of those are legitimate goals, but each of them needs a specific marketing strategy. Take some time and define what success means to you. Once you know that, you’re in a much better position to adjust your promotion to fit your writing goals.

For whom do you write? There’s a big difference between writing board books for toddlers, picture books for kindergarteners and novels for young adults. Your readers are the people you promote to. If you write young adults, why aren’t you on teen sites, teen forums and teen places on the net? Do you do volunteer work with teens? Why not? If you’re writing picture books and books for younger kids, then why aren’t you on parenting sites, writing for parenting and grandparenting magazines, hooking up with parenting groups and grandparenting groups? And why aren’t you, whichever group you write for, hooking up with librarians, schools and bookstore owners? Promoting to other writers can help you broaden your audience reach, as they promote you to their readers, but promoting only to other writers is a bad mistake.

A lot of marketing strategies are designed for and by extroverts – people who love people and can talk easily and well with strangers about just about anything. Their twitter posts are always funny, pointed and brilliant. Status updates are layered, elegant and erudite. They stand in front of a room full of kids wearing silly costumes, make a fool out of themselves and love every minute of it. Introverts can’t do that.

One thing that comes through clearly whether you’re in person or on the web is how relaxed and genuine you are when you’re talking to strangers, acting a role you may not be used to or taking risks with your personality type. If you’re not the kind of person who can wear a lamp shade and do the fandango on the dining room table while sober, chances are you’re not going to be able to don a costume, act silly and make a fool out of yourself to promote your book. So don’t try. Find ways that let you be you when you promote your book and yourself. It’s the same on the web. If you have a knack for coming up with pithy phrases, great puns or plays on words and fantastic one liners, then twitter is probably a good venue. If not, don’t go there.

If all you’re doing is following the advice of experts without thinking about who you are, what you want to accomplish with promotion and how long it’s going to take you to reach your writing goals, then you’re not doing yourself any favours, and you may even be doing yourself harm. In all the frenzy of getting your name and your books out there, you’re forgetting why you’re promoting. As a writer friend of mine pointed out: we are writers. If we don’t deliver the content after all the hype, no amount of promotion or marketing is going to sustain us for the long term.

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Meet our guest:

Bev. Cooke is a young adult writer and writing coach whose books appeal to both teens and adults. Her marketing strategies are tailored for her audiences – writers, teens and adults. She’s published “Feral” from Orca Book Publishers, about street life seen through a cat’s eyes, “Royal Monastic” the first book length biography of Princess Ileana of Romania, and Keeper of the Light, an historical fiction for midgrade and young adults about an early Christian saint, both published by Conciliar Press. Bev and her family converted to the Eastern Orthodox Christian faith in 2003, and she’s been active in that writing and religious world ever since. She blogs at Bevnal Abbey Scriptorium http://bevnalabbeyscriptorium.wordpress.com/ and is on Facebook at Bev. Cooke, writer.

Falling out of Favor on Facebook

I am a huge fan of social networking. I am a very social person and anyone who knows me or has even seen me anywhere knows that to be true. I am a pretty easy-going person and I’d like to think I am likeable. I try to keep myself approachable.

But lately I have found myself to be at the brunt of some people’s opinions on Facebook. I spend a LOT of time on Facebook, more than any other network I belong to. I promote, I share recipes, I whine, I post pictures of me and all manner of things. Generally speaking I try to stay away from topics that include politics and religion. I am after all a Muslim Democrat. Not the most popular of combinations where some are concerned, but it is who I am and I don’t make any apologies for that.

What has been happening lately is that I am being blasted by people on Facebook who have befriended me. Now, I say befriended me, because I don’t go out to find friends. I simply don’t do it. I make myself available and then I decide who I want to be friends with when they send me a request. My question is, why the hell do you ask to be my friend if you don’t like who I am or what I stand for? If you are a Baptist Republican, you can pretty much figure we won’t agree on politics or religion. WHY DO YOU BEFRIEND ME?? I won’t be mad if you don’t. I promise.

What does make me mad is when you ask to be my friend and then you send me pissy ass emails telling me that I should “wake up and smell reality. If you vote for Obama you are just giving him permission to shit all over over America and he doesn’t care if you live or die.” Really? You know damn good and well before you even hit send that I would not agree with this. Did I go on to your Facebook page and send you a message saying…well never mind. I did not. Nor would I ever.

Every single person alive is entitled to their opinion and even if I don’t agree with how you think or feel, I do respect you for having the courage to believe in something. Courtesy, dude. It’s all I’m asking for.

Don’t like my religion? Fine, I’ve got no problem with yours, but okay, if it makes you feel better to rag on me because I have found peace…knock yourself out.

Don’t like my thoughts on politics? Okey dokey, isn’t gonna change how I think or feel, but if you have nothing better to do with your time, then, have it, Pal.

Then there is the note I got today. “How can you possibly consider yourself qualified to choose what other people read when you don’t have sense enough to vote intelligently?” ummm

“There is such a thing as ridiculous and you have stepped into that realm by publishing books for children that probably preach some twisted sense of belief.” er…

Well, there were a few other lines, but this came after I shared a little clip art image that referred to Rush calling smart women whores.

I’ve gone on about this long enough, but I needed to get it off my chest and to remind people out there that Facebook is a social networking site. It is not a fight club. It is not a town hall meeting. It is not a courtroom. Believe what you think is right for you and respect my right to do the same.

And to the rightwing, Rush loving, butt munching sociopath who sent me the Facebook message earlier to day. I can only say, Bite me, Asshat. Oh and have a super day!

When Life Gives You Lemons

You’ve heard the old saying, but reactions come in all shapes and sizes. Lately, my reaction has been…

When life gives you lemons, find the guy who planted the tree and kick his ass.

Many years ago I decided I wanted to be an author. I’ve been a writer for as long as I can remember knowing how to form words. I love words and stories. I love the way they make me feel. I love the way other people’s words can make me feel. I have written many books and stories, and for the most part, I feel good about them. Sometimes writing is difficult, but I can’t imagine not doing it.

Several years ago, I became a bookstore owner. It was the most glorious day in my life. I remember always wanting to own a bookstore. I love books. I adore books. I think they are among the most blessed things in existence. I loved my bookstore and I loved each and every book in its tiny little space. I did not like the day to day business of it. But I was good at it, for the most part.

Then I became a publisher. The idea of going out and being able to pick the stories that other people got to read, without the stress of having to write them, or sell them enchanted me. Seeing a pattern here? I have been running Echelon Press for more than a decade. Now, like the above activities, being a publisher is quite difficult. The days are long, the stress level is high, and the payoff is very low. But in this case, I cannot imagine not doing it.

Being a publisher is much like being on a roller coaster that dips and curves and rolls upside down, only you don’t get to wear a safety harness. You do get a rope with a loop on the end to hold onto so you can climb back into your seat when the car goes right side up again.

There are those people out there who are asking themselves, “What the hell can be so hard about being a publisher? You get to read books all day.”

Yeah, that”s it. We just read all day. ::snort:: There are so many things involved in being a publisher.

My top five favorite things about being a publisher are:

  1. IRS Audits.
  2. Authors who accuse you of cheating them out of royalties.
  3. Large numbers of bookstores going out of business.
  4. Authors who think their only job is to write, and the rest is up to the publisher.
  5. Retailers who don’t pay for the books they order and sell.

Okay, hopefully you got the sarcasm at the beginning of the list. There are so many other reasons I love publishing. The above list brings to mind the saying I started this post with. But I would be lying if I left it at that. Another saying comes to mind.

Thank God for:

  1. Authors who never stop trying to learn about the industry.
  2. Readers who aren’t afraid to try new authors.
  3. Bookstores that support ALL authors and publishers.
  4. Authors who write the stories from their hearts.
  5. Every person who ever took a chance on something unfamiliar to them.

I meant what I said about the guy who planted the lemon tree, but after you are done kicking his ass, try the lemonade, it’s almost perfect!