Sorry about your bread machine mishap! Were you able to resuse the remains for a bread pudding? Or maybe give it to the birds?
What did I do on my day of rest? Rested, of course. Unfortunately, I can’t remember when the last time I had a day of rest. But wait, does reading a terrific Jimmy O’Brien mystery novel all day long count as resting? If so, my last day of rest was today…
ROFLMAO!!! Oh Beth, you win. Hands down. I was so reminded of National Lampoon’s Vacation, where the Griswolds are hauling around crotchety old Aunt Edna. We all know how that ended.
And here I was going to post about my day, when I got trapped behind my broken dryer while trying to clean up the dust & lint, and the phone kept ringing, and the dust made me sneeze and I had to pee so bad I wet my pants. And that was the best part of my day…
Pam
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My Day of UNREST! (I’d have preferred a day of cleaning)
Yesterday, I was the designated tour guide for the day, so looked on the Chamber of Commerce website and choose the Blueberry Festival. My husband’s brother and wife, my mother-in-law (aka Granny), my sister-in-law and a couple cousins-in-law came along for the adventure.
We left early (in a caravan of three cars) to situate Granny in a comfortable spot and get a good seat at the parade. The first clue that this would be the day from hell was my husband’s comment as we pulled into town, “It sure doesn’t look like there’s a celebration today.” He was correct. The streets were bare, several stores were closed, and after a stop at the gas station (all three cars), we found out the festival had been the previous weekend and the Chamber calendar was wrong.
OK, now what? Since Granny was sitting impatiently in the car, we were hungry, and it was supposed to be a day of fun and adventure, we huddled and came up with another destination thirty miles down the road. We pulled up to a gift shop/flower garden/restaurant combo and gasped. Oh oh, Granny can’t walk well, and it’s all up hill. My husband said he’d try to find a better spot on the top of the hill near the restaurant. Off he went, circled our group twice, then literally drove over someone’s lawn to get up the hill. By this time, Granny’s eyes sparked dark with impatience and starvation. We scurried into the restaurant and were met by a waitress who said, “We’re closing in ten minutes.”
“Oh no you’re not! It took an act of congress to get us here and we’re going to eat.” We sat around a rickety picnic table in their open air seating section (because the other sections were closed), oblivious to the nasty stares coming from the staff. Granny looked at the menu and shouted, “Nine bucks for a sandwich. Are you nuts?” We ate with heads hung low as Granny drank a two-buck-eighty cup of coffee and took two bites from her hoity-toity sandwich.
Then, off to another phase of our tour, twenty miles north. The Amish Furniture store. Granny might like that. It was closed. Poopola.
Finally, we pulled in to a tiny town that boasted a fine Mexican restaurant. Granny agreed she could eat again, so we piled into the crowded building (after hoisting Granny up a set of stairs). Margaritas were in order. We’d earned them, plus they specialized in strawberry margaritas. Granny sipped hers, grimaced and announced, “This tastes like shit.” Of course, because she’s hard of hearing, she speaks twenty decibels above normal and everyone heard her. As Granny browsed the menu she stated she’d never heard of this kind of food and didn’t want any. I ordered her a Lil Gringo, which is an American hamburger and fries. When it came, she refused to eat it because she wanted food like we were eating.
When we delivered Granny home, she said, “I sure had fun. We should do that again sometime.”
It seems I did the exact opposite of what you did. Partying until 2am last night, I braved the alarm clock and set it for 7am. One of my party guests wanted to enjoy a nice cup of coffee early.
7:00am came much quicker than I had thought. In fact, I could have sworn I had just gone to bed minutes earlier. My head was still spinning and a major hangover crept in.
I woke up my employee who spent the night, at 7:15 sharp. Amazingly he bounced right up. We fixed coffee, set down in front of the TV. I remember finishing my cup, Pear Harbor was playing on Showtime. Next thing I know, I watch the very same main character in Resurrecting Champ. Huh?
I checked the clock, 11am. I look over to the chair and my employee is sound asleep. At this point I reached to wake him up, but leaning over felt like a crow bar was stabbed into the back of my head. 2 envelopes of PC Power later, followed by a shower, I felt better.
At noon my friend Pina walks in for our Sunday coffee, she is Italian, speaks very fast and loud, my headache threatened an untimely return. Pina left at 2pm and I was ready for a nap, but my cell rang. Great I thought. Some guests from the night before were on their way to pick up their cars at our house (I take the keys from people who drink when we party.)
Instead of taking their cars and leave, they sat down and asked for coffee, fine, why not right? They spoke of last nights party and I was unwillingly reminded of all my sins. Dean came home, he had left with friends after the party.
At 5pm I realized that I needed to get these people to leave so I could take a nap. I was successful whining about chores.
At 6pm, I sat by the computer checking email, then I went to lay down.
I woke up, it was dark out. Dang, I thought confused, what time was it? 8:56pm. I grabbed some unhealthy snacks and sat down for my favorite TV shows, on German television.
End result: It is past 11pm now. The house is a mess, the fridge is empty cause I failed getting groceries. Do I have any regrets? No, I’ve had a great weekend, love the company we’ve had over.
I’m 100% with you on the sitting-together to eat. I grew up that way and value those times a lot. Saturday evening before the party I sat down with Dean and ate the most awesome steak ever. It has been a while since Dean and I ate together, he is mostly running around chasing girls.
–Martin
Wow, three meals together – I’m impressed!
I got up early because the cat said so – but you know that because I blogged about it. Then I wrote my blog post – but you know that, too, because you read my blog. Then I read the LA Times (yes, the paper version), planned a vacation I’ll never take but looked good in the Travel section, read a couple of snooty book reviews, and did both the crossword and sudoku puzzles. Afterward, I exchanged a bunch of emails with my buddies up north, trying to find places to visit when I make my little book tour up there in September. Then I sold 3 more books because the lady who bought a dozen from me yesterday sold them all at church and needed more.
Hubby is going to Laughlin with friends for 3 days, so I helped him find everything he had misplaced, and kissed him good-bye. We’ll see if he calls when he arrives – his usual philosophy is, if there’s anything I need to know, the police will contact me.
Then I sat quietly with white knuckles while my son drove to his internship job at the recording studio (he’s only got a permit, so I have to chaperone). Now I’m at home, trying to figure out ways to promote Freezer Burn, and working on Book 2.
Gayle
http://gaylecarline.blogspot.com
October 22, 2009 at 1:13 pm
As one of the few females that work in my department I was mortified by this. ,